Thank you for smoking

As a person with few words I would never want to argue with a guy like that.

Dialogue that I like

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My product(cigarette) puts away 475,000 a year.

我这行每年害死四十七万五千条人命

Oh, okay, now 475 is a legit number.

好啦 这是官方数字

Okay, 435,000.

好吧 四十三万五千人

That's 1,200 a day.

这可是1200人每天喔

How many alcohol-related deaths a year?

酒类每年多少死亡人数

- Well, does that...

- 100,000 tops?

-嗯 有..

-十万到顶了吧

That's, what, 270 a day?

那就是 多少 两百七十人每天

Wowee. 270 people, a tragedy.

哇 两百七十人 真是悲剧啊

Excuse me if I don't exactly see terrorists getting excited about kidnapping anyone from the alcohol industry.

很抱歉我实在没见过有恐怖份子会因为要绑架个酒业的人而兴奋的

- Well, you haven't even

- Okay......

-你甚至还没吧

-好啦

- taken into account the number of deaths

- let's just

-把死亡人数算进去呢

-算了吧

- breathe.

- How many gun deaths a year in the U. S?

-深呼吸

-全美每年因枪击而死亡的人数有多少

11,000.

一万一千人

11,000, are you kidding me?

一万一千人 你在唬我吧

30 a day.

每天30人

That's less than passenger car mortalities.

这比车祸死亡率还低啊！没有恐怖分子会对你们两个有兴趣的

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