Spice Up The Marriage

A woman who had been married for some time decided to spice up her marriage a bit by planning a romantic evening at home alone with her husband. She bought his favorite take out, a bottle of expensive wine, some massage oil and a pair of crotch less panties. She set out dinner, opened the wine and she sprawled out on the couch in nothing but the crotch less panties. When her husband arrived home from work she said smoothly "Hey baby, you want a little of this?" With a horrified look her husband exclaimed "Hell, no! Look what it did to your panties!"