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一客人进了一家面食馆,问小二要了一碗面,等了一会,面条还没上来,客人叫小二过来说:我不想吃面条了,你用那碗面条换一几个包子来吧。小二正愁师父上厕所未回,没人做面条,于是很爽快地答应了,并很快把包子端上来,客人二话没说,一阵狼吞虎咽,几个包子顺利进入腹中,拍拍肚皮,擦擦嘴,起身就走,小二追出门要钱

客人说:要什么钱?

小二:包子钱。

客人:包子是我拿面条换的。

小二:那你给面条钱。

客人:我又没吃面条,为什么给面条钱?

小二:那你吃了包子的呀!

客人怒道:包子是我用面条换的……,说完以后扬长而去……

小二想:是呀,包子是用面条换的,但他确实又没吃面条,当然不能付面条的钱了……

小二一阵晕?@#@%%?……#……?#%

这个经验很好,让WD0007先试试.

哇塞。。。板凳先坐上。。。这个主意谁想出来的?

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你是那个小二吧?哈哈……

早试过了,结果是……被暴扁!!!

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