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俺经常在COD里泡,跟一些牛人学习。俺发现COD的人经常性的骂架,开始时是小小的争论,慢慢的措辞越来越激烈,面红耳赤,最后“大打出手”。虽是吵架但说来还是比较文雅,含蓄的,语言或许过激,但都一笔带过。

  俺见过村镇里两个农妇骂架,几十年的生活阅历和审美经验全部浓缩在这场大骂中。农妇间的骂架很是明了,属于真刀真枪肉搏式,一上来就直接问候对方以及其祖宗十八代的生殖器,用文雅的辞这叫“写意”的骂。然后是抖对方的丑事、破事,此为“写实”的骂。最后是“超现实主义”的骂:利用所有高的地方比如:墙头,屋顶什么的,站在上面骂,极具穿透力!好玩的是,还有看热闹的,每当骂到精彩之处大家都鼓掌叫好,看戏一样。

虽然都是骂,COD的骂和村妇的骂截然不同!COD的骂,十分务虚,骂来骂去,大家不知道“因何而骂”?!而村妇的骂就非常务实了,可能是你家的狗跑到我院子里叼走了我的鸡,或者我盖的房子挡了你家的风水等等,很是明确。COD的骂,高级一些,精神层面的东西较多,用词华丽、严谨,有些浪漫主义风格!缺点是,软绵绵。村妇的骂,低档一些,肉体层面占多,用词简单、明了,属于民俗的范畴,但充满了原始的激情和战斗的欲望!缺点就是过于粗俗了些。一般的人很难接受。

其实,骂架是一种宣泄。尤其在现代的社会,骂架也成了一种新兴的娱乐方式。

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结婚前,我和朋友(就是现在的老婆)。回家路上碰到骂架的。从跟过时正好听见娘们在骂那个还是姑娘的:你牛逼,我要我老公x你。我们没停,就走了。完后看见那姑娘还有几分姿色。就对我女朋友说,做那娘们的老公真好。。。。。。。。。。

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结婚前,我和朋友(就是现在的老婆)。回家路上碰到骂架的。从跟过时正好听见娘们在骂那个还是姑娘的:你牛逼,我要我老公x你。我们没停,就走了。完后看见那姑娘还有几分姿色。就对我女朋友说,做那娘们的老公真好。。。。。。。。。。

你孩儿都多大了,这是多少年前的事儿?

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