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一头公牛和一头母牛带着他们的小牛犊子在田间吃草

过来一辆黑色高级轿车

公牛说:不好,你俩吃吧,我走了,县里下来干部了

母牛问:下来干部有什么可怕的?

公牛说:你不知道,他们一下来就吃牛鞭

母牛说:那我也得跑

公牛问:你又没有牛鞭你怕啥?

母牛说:你不知道,这些干部吃完牛鞭就吹bi!

小牛说:那我也得跟你们走

公牛和母牛问:你走啥?

小牛说:你们不知道,他们吹完牛bi就扯犊子

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